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Rig'n'Roll Truck racing game, sequel to the famous Hard Truck series. Drive authentic trucks along real Californian roads, deliver cargo, take part in truck races or establish your own cargo transportation company.

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Old 10-23-2007, 03:01 AM
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Default a test of TRUE realism... O_O

will this game have masturbating? (also known as "beating the weasel")

as we all know after a long day on the road.. many truckers might rent a porno, if not a hooker all together, and "do the nasty" to relieve stress

also when the drivers eat Cheeto's, Dorito's, nacho's, and other stuff while driving, they will drop crumbs inside the cabin.. will you be able to vacuum your truck while at a truck-stop?

and most importantly.. will there be radar-scanners and/or warnings from other drivers of police presence??

*will you be able to purchase novelty horns? i want to be able to sound like a mexican with "la cucaracha" ... will be especially funny in multiplayer (if you're confused here's a clip with the horn sound..)

thanks for any answers!!
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Old 10-23-2007, 04:18 AM
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Seriously I'm getting tired of this game which I truly believe will never come out, and I'm tired of such ridiculous questions as the one in this thread especially the first question. If you meant it as a joke I am not laughing.

I swear after following this game for 5 years, translating information, videos, interviews, and etc I have never seen such nonsense as your question about masturbation and picking up crumbs off the truck floor.



Sure truckers do a lot of things in real life, but you dont expect everything to be modeled do you? I'm pretty sure you dont get to see when the trucker goes to the bathroom, showers, and etc.

Plus this game is family oriented and if there will be romance as the developers said there will be, there wont be any hookers or any sex. Even asking such a question is so absurd its beyond my understanding why you asked it.

And about picking up crumbs off the truck floor, I mean come on!!!!
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Old 10-23-2007, 08:57 AM
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You do not have to read it if it bothers you .
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Old 10-23-2007, 09:02 AM
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What? Are you telling me after 5 years in the making you wont be able to jerkoff? This is going to be a disapointment.
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Old 10-23-2007, 11:58 AM
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I agree with you totally Ubaku. Some people just dont get it
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Old 10-23-2007, 12:21 PM
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In fact it's the main feature we're working at now. Wait till the release and you'll get a unique opportunity to jerk off while driving a truck. I'm revealing a secret, but anyway... the whole game is focused on masturbation.

Well, if to be serious, certainly, there won't be such feature in the game. It's just dangerous to do many things simultaneously, it may cause an accident. Please, don't take offended, i'm just joking, your post was very funny.
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Old 10-23-2007, 12:50 PM
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This thread really made my jaw drop. Seriously, is what you expect from a game? Is that what you would like to do in a game?

Having those features would really draw attention to the game though, but not neccessarily the good one.

If this is what you like to see in a game? If thats so, here's a few more suggestions: bird droppings, filthy restrooms, road trash, road kills, low suger level and candy bar eating, candy paper trash inside truck, drive in restaurants, food trash inside truck, truck cleaning, accidental burbs, cell phone calls from angry wifes, dirty clothes, drunk drivers, malfunctioning AC and window defrosting, etc.
Any more suggestions?
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Old 10-23-2007, 01:15 PM
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In fact it's the main feature we're working at now. Wait till the release and you'll get a unique opportunity to jerk off while driving a truck. I'm revealing a secret, but anyway... the whole game is focused on masturbation.

Well, if to be serious, certainly, there won't be such feature in the game. It's just dangerous to do many things simultaneously, it may cause an accident. Please, don't take offended, i'm just joking, your post was very funny.
theres no law forbidding masturbating while driving!
you guys just dont care about realism.
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Old 10-23-2007, 03:24 PM
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hehe if u want to masturbate then just play singles the game instead or something lool

aha Mr luder .. u have a point hmm hmm what do u tell the insurance company if u crashes because of u masturbate??
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Old 10-23-2007, 05:16 PM
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... the whole game is focused on masturbation.
Haha... funny.
I got better things to do like go "OMG!! " seeing graphics ingame then jerking off.
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