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11-23-2010, 05:40 PM
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11-23-2010, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by matsher View Post
As much as I am a fan of realism, tonight I am in LaLa land (So please indulge me) I can't stand the thought of having to put in hundreds of rifle rounds into a Nazi machine only to do some interior redecorating. These wonderful historical pictures make me mad just looking at them. I want to have the Deep satisfaction of seeing the wings sheer off, huge explosions, fireballs and mayhem. All these fantastic screenshots are really getting my blood up... I want to customize my spit into a pimped out hell machine, Instead of my 8 .303's I want 8 Vulcan Gatling guns ( Yeah, thats right, 48 barrels of screaming allied death) Now before all you guys get all like, he's soooo unreasonable, I am prepared to compromise... The Vulcan's might be asking a wee bit too much, so to show you that I am a totally reasonable psychotic, I am prepared to settle for 8 of those cute little Cobra Gatling 3 barrel 20mm numbers. I don't think thats asking too much. Lets see if those swarms of He-111's can get passed 24000 rounds per minute of HE cannon shells - Welcome to England Bitches You're cleared for immediate landing at your nearest convenient hedgerow. Quote:
Although that being said, if Foob's was up in one of 'em He-111steering his way to airmail me old mums outhouse with an over-sized German suppository... I'd try and make it as personal as I possibly could... Me and my 8 Vulcans... Or to be more correct, my 8 Vulcans and I...  Quote:
Glad you liked it, I think we should start a new thread to come up with the most crazed & ludacris cross national insults to hurl at each other... How about ... The Queen rang and said STOP IT!!! You Naughty Naughty Germans. Or maybe... Why don't you geysers just bugger off, we never came round your gaf and pissed in your Sauerkraut... Or... 'ello Hans, fancy a .303 prostate check Or... Hey Fritz, for what I am about to do to you, the polite thing to do would be to buy you a drink first. Quote:
I'd far rather imagine you to be a fire breathing blood sucking Nazi vampire sent by satan to eat the hearts of our innocent children... (Shrug) It adds a little something. |
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11-24-2010, 01:05 AM
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My mum was slow to the shelters when York was bombed. Saved her life. Her family hid under the stairs, when the raid was over the shelter at the end of the street had been hit and everyone in it killed. Today you can almost read each bomb's fall, there's an empty bit of land or some unkind post-war thing inplace of the the noble Edwardian terraces, each string reaching like a searching finger towards the marshalling yards around the station. It wasn't a big raid even by the scale of 1942, but it nearly ended my life before it began. I can't help standing awestruck when I find a building that still has the blast scars of a WWII bomb up it. There's one in Bath that seems like a lithograph of violence, the splash of shrapnel up its stone face. I can't help feeling how helpless an individual must have felt against such nationalised murder, I don't suppose it was any different for anyone else.
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11-24-2010, 09:23 AM
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Soooo, What you're sayin' is,
You so totally had a thing for Raymonds mom, I can dig it, and she can cook, did she ever know, did you ever tell her, Hmmm, did you ever tell Raymond??? I think we'd all like to know... Thanks for sharing, we all have our little motivational triggers. Now please give us a really good insult for the insult wall. If there are any really good ones, we'll pick the best, and I'll get them recorded. You can do a German to England insult. Here's a thought starter... Hallo sind Gingerpubes, Sie vorbereiten, um zu lernen zu beginnen, Deutsches zu sprechen |
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