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[reflected]

Originally Posted by mazex

Amazingly I once started talking to a girl that was better looking than her about flying out on a club a late night for some weird reason. I realized that she was really interested in flying AND even more flight simulators how amazingly weird it may sound. I have been able to use my IRL flying stories to impress girls with good success but this one wanted to talk simulators more which most girls (like the one in the clip) consider "geek stuff"... So, instead of the usual pick up line after the club closed of "do you want to come home to me for a cup of tea?" (whoever drinks tea at 4 AM?) I asked her if she wanted to come home and fly some Falcon 4 or whatever it may have been back then. And she actually did! (and more )

I've never told anyone else of it actually as none of my other friends share my passion for flight simulators and they would harass me for ages for a pick up line like that. But it worked It really sounds like a lie but I can assure you it's not.

Liar! L.I.A.R.!!!

(Pictures of her using your stick in Falcon 4 or it didn't happen!

[Winger]

Originally Posted by Feathered_IV

It's a tough audience, but I think you'll all agree that this is the lady for the job. One video response from her and you'll be wishing you had that two week ban instead

LOL, she is great. Some folks will go and pick up a rope and hang themselves instantly after seeing this vid Especially over at the ROF forums LOL.

Winger

[Feathered_IV]

Originally Posted by Winger

LOL, she is great. Some folks will go and pick up a rope and hang themselves instantly after seeing this vid Especially over at the ROF forums LOL.

Winger

Hehe, that's where I got it from.
Only two guys really seemed to get their weenies shrivelled. Partly because they fancied themselves as real life fighter jocks, and partly because they couldn't abide an outspoken woman.

On the subject of faking an interest; In ninth grade I lied to a girl that I was really into sailing. Her parents ran a boat and I made myself out to be a real sea dog. Laid it on pretty thick and she invited me to come sailing with them one day. I was hurling before we'd even cast off and spent the day barfing over the side. She never spoke to me after that...

[mazex]

Originally Posted by Tree_UK

I remember making out that I was extremely into knitting machines once, just so I could get into a young ladies pants, I never did though, but I did walk away with a rather splendid turquoise balaclava.

In war and love Many strange stories I've used, but knitting machine is a new one

Mazex

[klem]

Originally Posted by mazex

In war and love Many strange stories I've used, but knitting machine is a new one

Mazex

I wish you'd stop quoting people on my Ignore list but as you have....

sounds like another of his woolly stories and I expect he still wears that balaclava, every time he sits down at the keyboard.