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Old 05-22-2011, 06:18 AM
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Old 05-22-2011, 06:23 AM
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If Chuck Norris played CloD I would figure out what server and shoot him down again and again just because he is a mega right-wing douche-nozzle. The whole Chuck Norris meme was only funny until I found out what an incredible dill-hole he is in real life.

At least I can still laugh at his inept movies.
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:44 AM
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I speak german . Did we not win the war ?
You also speak English, just like Chuck Norris, who won all the wars.
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Old 05-22-2011, 08:25 PM
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If Chuck Norris played CloD I would figure out what server and shoot him down again and again just because he is a mega right-wing douche-nozzle. The whole Chuck Norris meme was only funny until I found out what an incredible dill-hole he is in real life.

At least I can still laugh at his inept movies.
You're still pissed he kicked the crap out of your commies every time.
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Old 05-22-2011, 08:45 PM
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if Chuck Norris played CoD the code would re-write itself at every start up
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If CHUCK NORRIS played COD... he would probably suffer an epilepsy seizure..
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If Chuck Norris played COD he'd play it maxed out in DX11 on a Gameboy using an Uzi as a controller on Xbox live.

P.S. Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Old 05-23-2011, 01:41 AM
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You're still pissed he kicked the crap out of your commies every time.
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Old 05-23-2011, 03:35 AM
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so it was Chuck who did the ToD on Lee
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Old 05-23-2011, 04:00 AM
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If CHUCK NORRIS played COD... he would probably suffer an epilepsy seizure..
No no no, if Chuck Norris played COD the COD itself would suffer an epilepsy seizure.
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