the 21th century addiction with ravages nature, duped toilet paper :)

[raaaid]

the clhorine of toilet paper combined with the natural oils produces an acid which causes itches

the more you use toilet paper the more you need so your bum doesnt itch

as a kid you dont use it

then a friend offers you a free sheet

then you have to pay for it and when you notice your using half roll each dump

[trumps]

you might want to get that checked out!

[raaaid]

oh theres nothing wrong with me as long i keep using the paper

but come on can there be anything worse than not havinng paper?

thats worse than laking a ziggy in your break

well i think i started using at seven or 8

didnt need it before

but cant live without now

[BadAim]

Raaaid, I'm not sure if your the craziest SOB on the planet or if you just like messing with our heads. Either way the only way I can explain why I read your posts is that I have some sort of strange addiction to being mental tortured.

[AndyJWest]

Ah! The great toilet-paper conspiracy is revealed at last! Perhaps we should do what our cousins the Chimpanzees do, and use leaves instead - though I'd recommend taking a close look at what you are using, as these might be less than ideal.

Of course, for Tommy in the trenches during WWI (and probably Fritz too), there was plenty of bumph available for the purpose.

[raaaid]

man if you do it properly it dropes perfectly

if you sleep properly eat properly and do a proper life you sith proeprly

[Madfish]

Originally Posted by cheesehawk

What?! You only started using it at 7 or 8?! What the heck do Europeans do before that, just let it hang and get crusty? And you call Americans unrefined...

Brave words considering it was invented here.

Also the EU is pushing the "green trend" to the limits already - I doubt most toilet papers are that hazardous over here. In fact I can't even relate to the issue - I'm not even sure what kind of "oils" he's talking about that are coming out of his bum. It sounds a little suspicious if you ask me

[Madfish]

I don't know of such a group. In fact I'm not even sure where you're from but hopefully not the US as hygiene in Europe is generally much better than the US.
Sure there is a difference between Sweden and Spain or whatever but the same goes for all continents, countries and humans out there.

Humans are individuals and just walking down the streets you'll find that many have different habits etc.
Some love to wipe their butt all day long and others are using water (bidet) instead e.g.

In fact wiping your butt with toilet paper is very ancient and not clean at all. All you do is spread the germs and rub all dirt into your skin cells until you think it's clean. Well, it's not.

So raid, simple solution: use a bidet instead, hehe

[AndyJWest]

I'm told that the height of luxury is to wipe your behind with the neck of a swan - though I'd not try it with a live one...

[Robotic Pope]

Really? How on earth would you get the swan to flush away? Raaaid you too must have trouble with toilet blockages with all that toilet paper you seem to be addicted to.