The death star

[Shado]

Well, the Empire doesn't consider a small one-man fighter to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in the battle station. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the potential of the Force.

[pupaxx]

Originally Posted by Shado

so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.

But we have just laser guns!

[Shado]

Lmao

[bongodriver]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwI9S...ature=youtu.be

[raaaid]

you need someone who can make a shot in a trillion:

i can feel the force if im drunk:

once returning late at night really pieced i was cutting ham with a long knife

i saw a fly aproaching

i slashed the blade and cut the fly in two

it was my only try ever, i have a 100% record of cutting flying flies in half with a blade

actually i used the force and made the fly fly to the blade

i do it often online

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVjiE...eature=related

this people master the force

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwkLNLUBcWc

once i overtook a guy on a racing game uberly, i could clearly read his mind as he thought : "sheeet" half world away it was no voice just thought

she also masters the force:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NqpvHtARrM

[bongodriver]

Your Mum lets you use a knife?

[Shado]

Oh, Doc so sorry for the hijack mate lol, but...............


This is doing the rounds in the UK at the moment, worth a watch........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0

I can't stop watching this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

[Shado]

Doc, you have created a monster mate , lol

[Doc_uk]

Originally Posted by 41Sqn_Stormcrow

I can't stop watching this:

So frigging funny lol