Super Fantastic Loss-less Challenge Fighter 2 Turbo

[BunionRings]

1) impossible difficulty
2) no loss of a single unit throughout a game. You can lose summoned creatures at your will but at the end of the combat original army has to be in ful numbers
3) only creatures that have the word "easant" can be used
4) only spells that start with the letter "Z" may be employed
5) only pet dragon abilities involving frying that giant snail in butter may be used
6) your army's total leadership cannot exceed the 5
7) map kiting is allowed, it's not like you're going to survive anyway.

Use whatever character class you want... say "Mexican Professional Wrestler".