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IL-2 Sturmovik The famous combat flight simulator.

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Old 12-02-2008, 10:30 AM
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This is a classic case of "Alien Invasion Plan", gone horribly wrong. In an attempt to terrify the puny Earthlings into submission, the Warlord Spusanntacclewaw has intercepted 1c posts, as a result mistakenly believes Oleg Maddox to be the 'God-Emperor of Earth'. Not a native English speaker, he then entered his message of an impending 1000 year reign of terror into a google translator, with less than "terrifying" results. I bet he feels really silly now.

Meanwhile, the Earthlings prepare to launch "Chuck Norris" into orbit solo to combat this Evil Alien Armada, armed with only a Swiss Army knife and a couple of phosphorous grenades.

Watch this space!
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Old 12-02-2008, 12:36 PM
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I think maybe Raaaid has escaped from the Zoo....
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Old 12-02-2008, 12:56 PM
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Absolutely...maybe.

er...wait, I meant...42!

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Old 12-02-2008, 01:55 PM
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Reminds me of one of those AI programs, asked to try and prove it can have a conversation with a human and wins if it's not detected.....oh dear, it's lost!
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Old 12-02-2008, 04:37 PM
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it's a gross inflidibliation! no more. no less
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