The Crystal Ball

[hiro]

player: i'm getting bored of IL-2 1946, release BOB SOW NOW!

*pickets form across the world, internet slows down b/c crash 4chan and all other forums wanting the early release

1c: BOB SOW is now BOB CLOB.

1c english ninja: BOB SOW is now IL2 BOB CLOD.
ubisoft: Mew announcement haz release cheesburger IL-2 BOB CLOD
unisoft forumite: waat, no sekwal? IL-2 Bob CLod, restart?

euro / Russia / east asia players: 'this game crashes' can't get it to play. I wasted money on the collectors, the only thing that works is the manual and the map!

player: w00t! release in 2 weeks, time to buy kick 455 system, inverted twelve core, 16 (job mon!) gig ram Soundblaster Orifice 1 tetra, ATI Forumula 1, with 22000 raptor HDD . . .

player: this game CTD, blue screens, crashes, freezes. I can play crysis 3, Modern Warfare 6, DCS Whiteshark, Resistance 7, final fantasy CVX, Doom X, Duke Nukem Forever and a half . . . whuuut!? I can even play MS Flightsim 2K and IL 1946 with all mods at once. But not this

graphics are a beauty that wont run on the beast (pc)

player: whine! WDY release glitch maestro so early, weeses hates you forever.

1c: you wanted it early! you didn't care how? now let us go back to draw this board for sequel, new best planes and sim.

update-> it began with the buggy release and patching of the great game,
three For Allied Kings immortal and wisest - Seven For The German Lords great minds and craftsman of planes - Nine For The Soviet Men who above all else desire power - One For The blackhole sun - And None For Gretchen Whiners, Bye