How The Steam Community Believes This Game Was Released

[nedley]

Forgot:

Boss: I've seen the features list on the Steam pre-purchase list, they sound really appealing.

Dev: Don't pay attention to those, we made those features up to reel people into buying the game before they could see how terrible it is. In reality, it has no 'MP', its not a 'new game' and has no 'full scale battles', we'll change the information on steam of course once the game in released so we're not accused of false advertising.

Boss: Your fired.