Automatic Translator.

[AndyJWest]

Yes, Leitmotiv's words work well in this infernal machine. He wrote this:

I decided it was unfair to be of only one political persuasion in one's lifetime, therefore, in the name of diversity, fairness, and equal opportunity I assumed the polar opposite of my former political orientation.

It came out as this:

I have an old-style politics, the opposite is the diversity of yesterday, I was square, and decided to assume a fair chance to believe in political life in the name of justice and evil.