Good try, but not realistic...

[SL83]

I don't know about you guys - but if I were a pilot - I think I'd rather have spin recovery training just in case I manage to get into one.

Sure - teach me stall recognition and avoidance - but why wouldn't you require spin training? Any reason they yanked it from US flight training except for instructors?

It's like teaching student drivers how to avoid needing to use their brakes - but not teaching them how to use it.

In the case that you need to use it - you won't know wtf to do.