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[Soviet Ace]

Originally Posted by FOZ_1983

When flying over the glorious English countryside..... you need a reason, and a very good one..especially if your flying some Ruski crate haha.

Your flying a crate with ruski markings... your our ally

You might get a kill on the plane you jumped, but before you have time to flee or go for the second....the third would of pounced and ripped your toy plane to shreds




Check mate



all in good humour of course.

Ah, but what you fail to realize, is that even though the Lone Wolf may look like there is no friends. That's when your "third" Hurricane will get a surprise. Of course this is if, the Lone Wolf has a problem. But seeing how it's a Soviet Ace! I think a Yak-1 could handle 3 little Hurricanes.

(And of course it's all in good humor.)

[FOZ_1983]

Originally Posted by Soviet Ace

Ah, but what you fail to realize, is that even though the Lone Wolf may look like there is no friends. That's when your "third" Hurricane will get a surprise. Of course this is if, the Lone Wolf has a problem. But seeing how it's a Soviet Ace! I think a Yak-1 could handle 3 little Hurricanes.

(And of course it's all in good humor.)

Dirty ruski's always trying to cheat and bend the rules hahaha.


So.......


two hurries, flying together, get bounced by a yak, BUT just as the yak pounces on the first, a third hurricane comes tearing down on the yaks 6.

In the last 5 seconds we've had 1 hurricane torn to shreds, but the yak has been jumped by the third hurrie and shot up rather badly.

Seeing the above happen (well not so much seeing but hearing over comms) the FIRST hurricane breaks off.

YOUR "lone wolfs friend" then jumps my third hurricane, and in typical ruski fashion, cracks open a bottle of smirnoff to gloat and enjoy his dirty little trick, it appears the ruskis win this fight........


OH WAIT,


THE THIRD HURRICANE, that the rather intoxicated yak pilot forgot about, has since come tearing down on the tail of the yak and absolutely peppered it with mg fire. All this happens because the yak didnt peel off after his kill, he reduced throttle and was cruising at a rather low speed while he enjoyed his moment.


Your turn

[Soviet Ace]

And though it seemed like the Yak's were taken care of, yet another surprise arrives when the realization comes that this is an Invasion, and actually. There are five whole squadrons of Yak's coming across the channel. The third Hurricane is quickly subdued after being lured into a web of Yak "spiders", and it taken care of. And the other two, limp off home after seeing they have no chance against the superior Yak numbers. LOL

[Wissam24]

Then suddenly EUROFIGHTER

[FOZ_1983]

Originally Posted by Soviet Ace

And though it seemed like the Yak's were taken care of, yet another surprise arrives when the realization comes that this is an Invasion, and actually. There are five whole squadrons of Yak's coming across the channel. The third Hurricane is quickly subdued after being lured into a web of Yak "spiders", and it taken care of. And the other two, limp off home after seeing they have no chance against the superior Yak numbers. LOL

Realsing whats going on and that the situation look bleak at best, the fuhrer see's this as an oppurtunity to deal a harsh blow to stalin and the red army. He sends up every squadron that the luftwaffe can muster and sends them across the channel........

TO ASSIST THE RAF!!!

prior to this he sends a message to winston churchill telling him of his plans to assist. In return we (UK) must stay away from mainland europe.......until at least 1944.

The 5 squadrons of yaks that a free roaming over southern england are soon met by a mixed force of RAF spitfires and hurricanes, and also their temp ally the Luftwaffe and their 109's.

Let the most epic air battle in history commence. lol

[Soviet Ace]

Originally Posted by FOZ_1983

Realsing whats going on and that the situation look bleak at best, the fuhrer see's this as an oppurtunity to deal a harsh blow to stalin and the red army. He sends up every squadron that the luftwaffe can muster and sends them across the channel........

TO ASSIST THE RAF!!!

prior to this he sends a message to winston churchill telling him of his plans to assist. In return we (UK) must stay away from mainland europe.......until at least 1944.

The 5 squadrons of yaks that a free roaming over southern england are soon met by a mixed force of RAF spitfires and hurricanes, and also their temp ally the Luftwaffe and their 109's.

Let the most epic air battle in history commence. lol

LOL Then suddenly an untested an unready B29 comes flying over, and drops the first Atomic bomb. Destroying all the planes that were dogfighting at low altitudes. LOL No side wins, all is lost and forgotten. America! becomes the new target of the UK, USSR, and Nazi Germany. LOL

[FOZ_1983]

Originally Posted by Soviet Ace

LOL Then suddenly an untested an unready B29 comes flying over, and drops the first Atomic bomb. Destroying all the planes that were dogfighting at low altitudes. LOL No side wins, all is lost and forgotten. America! becomes the new target of the UK, USSR, and Nazi Germany. LOL

AMEN TO THAT BROTHER lol



The first mass friendly fire incident of modern times.