Fresh stuff from sukhoi.ru (Discussion)

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Originally Posted by TheGrunch

It's not that we think the sky is falling down, it's just that it's raining and we like to have a moan, and the man on the door of the umbrella shop won't tell us when the shop is going to open because he doesn't know, and the last time the shop gave us an umbrella it was pretty good, maybe leaked a bit but did a good enough job that we were happy, but after an hour it collapsed and covered you in water and then you had to open it again every single time, so no matter what you did you got soaking wet eventually, and then the man on the door of the shop started saying stuff about raincoats and how the umbrellas are out of stock until January at least, and they might be out of stock for even longer for some undisclosed reason, and we didn't really want raincoats at all because we already bought an umbrella, and really we just wanted a good umbrella for cryin' out loud. Also I like analogies too much.

Awesome analogy man! I feel all wet.