a test of TRUE realism... O_O

[doordie]

will this game have masturbating? (also known as "beating the weasel")

as we all know after a long day on the road.. many truckers might rent a porno, if not a hooker all together, and "do the nasty" to relieve stress

also when the drivers eat Cheeto's, Dorito's, nacho's, and other stuff while driving, they will drop crumbs inside the cabin.. will you be able to vacuum your truck while at a truck-stop?

and most importantly.. will there be radar-scanners and/or warnings from other drivers of police presence??

*will you be able to purchase novelty horns? i want to be able to sound like a mexican with "la cucaracha" ... will be especially funny in multiplayer (if you're confused here's a clip with the horn sound..)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IH3Df2zA_C4

thanks for any answers!!