Well everybody knows Call of Duty is the greatest game of all time and if you don't play Call of Duty nobody will like you
And if you go around saying "Call of Duty, Call of Duty" it will make you happy
who cares if it turns people into a herd of freaking cows
join the stampede or be run over, is how Call of Duty works. Same as Halo. Same as all the other 10 or so "greatest shooters of all time." They're all the same game, you point, shoot and jump, but nobody cares.
I think Call of Duty is really a mind control device sent to Earth by aliens. Eventually everyone who plays Call of Duty is gonna be subliminally programmed to walk to Area 51 where the alien ship will collect them and haul them off to a distant planet to be served up in a fancy restaurant.
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11-13-2009, 02:40 PM
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