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IL-2 Sturmovik: Cliffs of Dover Latest instalment in the acclaimed IL-2 Sturmovik series from award-winning developer Maddox Games.

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Old 03-16-2011, 08:26 PM
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Default COD Development Blog: (harmless HUMOR)

After keeping tabs on this forum for several months, if not years, decided that some HUMOR was in store to possibly help some of the ranting and raving

HUMOR: "a comic, absurd, or incongruous quality causing amusement"

Feel free to chime in, but please keep it clean


Development Entry:

We regret to inform the general public that there has been a rather comical misunderstanding. During the company Christmas Party there was a rather small mistake committed. After quite a few toasts of quality Russian Vodka, a blackout moment ensued. Apparently someone fell over and accidentally touched the Marketing Manager's Number Pad.

Unknown to us the current information that was waiting for input was the COD release date. Ironically, this accident entered 3/25/2011.......

We assure you the game shall be released as scheduled for 2072.

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Old 03-16-2011, 08:34 PM
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The team would like to apologize to the Western Economy, we were just now informed the Iron Curtain was lifted in 1989.

We will start daily game updates along with our KGB files 3/25/2036....
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Old 03-16-2011, 08:40 PM
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DE:

Into the recent inquiries to if the game will be running off of steam. Yes the game and our computers are steam powered. However we are still working out the problems concerning overheating.

Here is a picture of our main frame computer:

http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/...computer_1.jpg

We are currently investigating into the newly developed Chernobyl power supply......
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Old 03-16-2011, 08:46 PM
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New installation technique for the release of the game. In order to appeal to a much more global market, the following USB installation device was created.

http://planetgreen.discovery.com/hom...-drive-550.jpg
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Old 03-16-2011, 08:51 PM
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DE:

Yes the shipment to overseas distributors will happen as swiftly as possible. Our current overseas mailing system has new technology to cross the oceans a as fast as possible.

http://www.efitology.com/expertadvic...cycle-boat.jpg
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Old 03-16-2011, 08:56 PM
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I foresee your stay here a very brief one schilla....
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