how easy is to get the usa green card

[raaaid]

soon ill have two university degrees

my plan is to sail working for the conoco amrican sailing company and then apply for the green card, i have a degree in nautic engineering and english filology

any advice for me?

my reason its im a shy guy so i dont run into girls but wait for girls to run into me

in ten months in the usa six girls run into me

in 37 years in spain 4 girls run into me

thats like 10000% cooler girls the americans than the spaniards

damn catholic beaches

[Sternjaeger II]

Originally Posted by raaaid

soon ill have two university degrees

my plan is to sail working for the conoco amrican sailing company and then apply for the green card, i have a degree in nautic engineering and english filology

any advice for me?

my reason its im a shy guy so i dont run into girls but wait for girls to run into me

in ten months in the usa six girls run into me

in 37 years in spain 4 girls run into me

thats like 10000% cooler girls the americans than the spaniards

damn catholic beaches

hehehe I love the idea of having to sail for months (where surely you won't see no girl!) to aspire for a green card, and that the main reason for it is girls! LOL

[raaaid]

well my plan is sail one month be paid another in land and bum another two

so i would sail one motnh every four

is not really a matter of girls actually i tend to send them away, i did with the last two, hell i even had to pretend to be guy for a girl being too obnoxious

its a matter of self steem

for example if i say no to a girl im gay

if i dont copy in iexams im stupid because im the only one who doesnt

if i give money back who doesnt belong to me im dumb

oh god why people here takes two sits of the bus

why when it rains the last person who let me by the dry side of the building was two and ten years ago respectivly

why if i stand to let an old man sit in the bus a youngster comes and sits

do i porve some kind of moneky statust by not moving my way at all when someone crosses in front

why in this country is 99% granted a no walking collision if yopu take the corner when crossing someone by the outside and 99% granted a collision when two person cross in a corner

why do i have to carry at all times an id

why i cant have guns to defend if the state goes wild as it does,

how much succes should i expect if this cyborg is gonna rule my life and most people support him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T0Mw1_Mxgo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP6w1axkba0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etu1J...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmprk...eature=related

[Sternjaeger II]

Originally Posted by raaaid

well my plan is sail one month be paid another in land and bum another two

so i would sail one motnh every four

is not really a matter of girls actually i tend to send them away, i did with the last two, hell i even had to pretend to be guy for a girl being too obnoxious

its a matter of self steem

for example if i say no to a girl im gay

if i dont copy in iexams im stupid because im the only one who doesnt

if i give money back who doesnt belong to me im dumb

oh god why people here takes two sits of the bus

why when it rains the last person who let me by the dry side of the building was two and ten years ago respectivly

why if i stand to let an old man sit in the bus a youngster comes and sits

do i porve some kind of moneky statust by not moving my way at all when someone crosses in front

why in this country is 99% granted a no walking collision if yopu take the corner when crossing someone by the outside and 99% granted a collision when two person cross in a corner

why do i have to carry at all times an id

why i cant have guns to defend if the state goes wild as it does,

how much succes should i expect if this cyborg is gonna rule my life and most people support him:

lol well apart for the guns bit America is not much different man

[SlipBall]

You don't need no stinking green card...Just have the captain come up through our southern border waterways, works for millions of others

[JG52Uther]

I think the states is broke raaid, you'll be better off in Europe.

[Screamadelica]

Seriously Raaaid, forget America with the economy at the moment.
Come to sunny Australia instead!
Lots of beaches and friendly girls, nice weather, great beer and a severe shortage of skilled labour. The Department of Immigration would probably pay for you to come here! Only problem is you have to pay twice as much for your copy of Cliffs Of Dover.
Come for a visit to the farm...
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And meet the happy locals...
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Australia needs great minds like yours!

[Lololopoulos]

Originally Posted by Screamadelica

Seriously Raaaid, forget America with the economy at the moment.
Come to sunny Australia instead!
Lots of beaches and friendly girls, nice weather, great beer and a severe shortage of skilled labour. The Department of Immigration would probably pay for you to come here! Only problem is you have to pay twice as much for your copy of Cliffs Of Dover.
Come for a visit to the farm...
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And meet the happy locals...
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Australia needs great minds like yours!

I study engineering in US. Would australia want me? lol
i've thought about going to australia. but somehow majority of the people still think US is better than australia.

[jimbop]

Originally Posted by Lololopoulos

I study engineering in US. Would australia want me? lol
i've thought about going to australia. but somehow majority of the people still think US is better than australia.

Majority of who? Americans?

I travel to the US for work but would never move there. Australia any time if you can get a good job. There's a big mining boom here (mostly because of China) which should suit your engineering degree.

[Lololopoulos]

i should clarify: majority of chinese people who want to move abroad.