A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his garage, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage," G'day Doc!! Could you come over here for a sec."
The surgeon, a bit surprised, wandered over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doc, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one... So how come you get the big money, when you and me are doing basically the same work? "
The doc leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....
" Try to do it when the Engine is RUNNING "
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Rick
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