I'm sending that one to my lawyer brother.
Guy gets called to the hospital, being told his wife has been in a serious car crash. When he arrives the doctor meets him in the hallway and says
"Before you go in there, you should know it was a terrible crash. Your wife is in a coma and is on life support. We think she is paralyzed from the neck down, so even if she awakes months from now, she won't know who you are, you'll need to feed her, bathe her, cater to her every need for the rest of her life and she may never even remember who you are."
The guy puts his head in his hands and starts to weep "Oh my god this is terrible doctor!" He bemoans.
The doctor claps him on the shoulder and says "Haha! Just messing with you man! She's dead!"