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Originally Posted by irrelevant
Lieutenant: "What's the weather forecast for today, Cap?"
Captain: "90 percent chance of rain."
Lieutenant: "Really? The skies look clear to me."
Captain: "That's because it will be raining Messerschmitts, Lieutenant."
*grabs coat"  |
Someone tried to drop an anvil on me last week and thank God I had my umbrella open.
Better bring one of those too.
Seriously, did I forget to mention the friendly AI does it too?