This is a classic case of "Alien Invasion Plan", gone horribly wrong. In an attempt to terrify the puny Earthlings into submission, the Warlord Spusanntacclewaw has intercepted 1c posts, as a result mistakenly believes Oleg Maddox to be the 'God-Emperor of Earth'. Not a native English speaker, he then entered his message of an impending 1000 year reign of terror into a google translator, with less than "terrifying" results. I bet he feels really silly now.
Meanwhile, the Earthlings prepare to launch "Chuck Norris" into orbit solo to combat this Evil Alien Armada, armed with only a Swiss Army knife and a couple of phosphorous grenades.
Watch this space!
