Yeah, it was a crappy review all right, but it's not the end of the world - he still gave it 81% even though he/she has no f*cking idea.
I especially liked the bit about the game being too hard on medium, because
you can't win every fight you see on the map at level 4. 
Someone should tell Metacritic about the other two reviews - the Gaming Retards or whatever it was and the other one. Four reviews is enough for a Metacritic rating - probably around 85%.