I learned about Rudolph years ago from a colleague, who was a veritable encyclopedia of such bad puns. They all slipped my mind except one:
In a road-bar all the roads and streets are sitting and drinking peacefully. In comes a big four lane highway and starts to bully everybody. All the roads are afraid and none dares to speak up. Suddenly the door opens and in comes a small little dirt path. It walks right to the big four lane highway, steps on its toes, drinks its beer and wipes the mouth with its shirtsleeve. The four lane highway gets pale, backs off and disappears silently. One of the streets turns to its neighbour and asks: "I don´t get it. This is just a little dirt path and the big four lane highway just backs off like that?" The other street whispers: "Shhhh! That´s a psychopath!"
Ok, shoot me ...
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