I know I've been bad but .....
Dear Father Christmas,
I know I do not always behave myself as I should and sometimes I am an embarrassment to my wife amd children, which is generally linked to excessive alcohol consumption which tends to make me make inappropriate comment at in opportune times (which funnily coincide with Talk Like a Pirate Day and I'm generally dress in pirate garb?????), but I promise I'll get better in the future!
Please! Please! PLEASE! get me a Nvidia GTX 670 for Christmas!
Yours sincerly
Skoshi Tiger Esquire!
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