You lot have no taste...
This remimds me of being a trainee, I couldnt get an apprentiship cos the government whipped all the funding out at the time. So years later I became a trainee and the abuse was much more mental than physical as I was a man rather than an adolescant... So when I finally got on with a firm they were driving me mad the first week and it came to a head. I'd had enough of the mick taking and said...
"It wont be funny in a minute..."
"Whys that?" they said
"Cos Ill run over there and push you off your ladder you C£$% and then Ill f"£$ing bang your mate out..."
Heheh thought I was gonna be walking home but it was all fine after that.