I want cows that die, sprout wings and fly to heaven when killed.
Player should jump out of a burning plane on the ground, produce a sausage on a stick and fry it in the fire.
No parachutes, just long-johns attached to the harness. Some Mary Poppins umbrella parachutes.
A crow should land on your nose/windscreen and walk about as you try to aim.
You should see your own breath on a cold day.
Puddles on the tarmac.
A jack-in-the-box snake pops out of the instrument panel when you try to release the canopy. You fry.
You hear all your lose change flip around in the cockpit when you invert.