Luthier, your replies would qualify as a guilty pleasure if you were only a junior developer. As things stand, they are magnificent...a kind of traditional New Orleans jazz funeral dancing down the street, trombones blowing....

Someone please wield the permanent ban-hammer, and swiftly.

(I will check in for your follow-ups, Luthier, just for crash-value. I think I have had more entertainment with these than I ever had with the game).