[bongodriver]

Like, go out and grab a beer with friends or hit on a hot chick?

OK fair point, I'm genuinely jealous you are still single and can still hit on chicks, how hot the ones you end up with will need evidence

Oh, I am absolutely terrified indeed, I take these issues very seriously.

I mean, what on Earth I would I do, if my secret schemes would be compromised when some madman on internet calls my trusted ally and long term conspirator buddy something bad?

Yeah....something like that.