A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The barman points to a sign above the bars stating "No Pieces of String will be serve" and tells him to rack off.
Dejectedly the string walks outside, and then becomes determined to overcome the predjices in our society!
He bends his body into a loop and then sticks his head through the loop and pulls it out the other side! Then he gets his head and fizzes out the strands into an afro!
Then walks back into the bar. and askes for a drink!
The barman squints at him and cautiously asks "You’re not a piece of string are you?
"No!" answers the piece of string, "Frayed knot!"
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