http://forum.1cpublishing.eu/showthread.php?t=26648
http://mchrewards.com/television/319...anel-hdtv.html
once the tv moderator said nice black shirt:
darling thats white
yesterday i bought a lighter
the girl gave me good vibs so i let her chose the colour
she gave me a black one
i said could i have a white one so i can see how much gas is left plz?
she close to the lighters trying to look through
i said the white one, maybe clear cream?
which one?
the white one the second one
she started counting from the right
this one?
well not the white one is the third from the right
geez why she just didnt read my mind
edit:
talking of mind reading:
once as i was walking it was coming in front a girl i thought:
oh my god what an ugly girl
oh god she is discusting its like puking
then she started crying
oh and i dont vocalize my thoughts for what i know
edit:
or the time the postman asked my id
i said 94
he said 942
hey how do you know