[Novotny]

I'd pop round his house and nick it, only it looks like I'd require some sort of forklift truck.

I definitely think I'd sit straddling the beast though, letting all those fans work their wonders upon my nether regions. If they're intakes, as I imagine they are, then that would perhaps offset the sperm count loss derived from sitting at a desk playing video games all evening, roasting one's bollocks.

MY God! I think I've just had a business idea