[Hunden]

Originally Posted by Romanator21

Luigi and Antonio met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," cried Luigi. "Where you been for the past two weeks? No one seen you around."

"Don’t talk to me, Luigi" said Antonio, "I was in jail."

"Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been in jail?"

"Well, Luigi, I was lying on this beach, and a cops come, arrest me and throw me in jail."

"But why do they throw you in jail just for lying on this beach!"

"Yeah, but this beach was screaming and yelling!"

lol