My pitiful attempt to translate:
Spudkopf - "My goodness friend, and a reasonable request, but that would be rather difficult to do, likely delaying the release of the patch until next year, which would make everyone else here very upset."
Firestorm - "My goodness Spudkopf, that is a great ___ from you, friend! That sounds as patriotic as _____ flipping shrimp on the barbecue ____! ____friend! Will you allow me to pay for your next drink?
Galway - "No solider (friend), a ___________ at the local pub ________ ought to settle that, as well as a case of beers _______ ________ and everyone will be quite happy. "
