I think you'd scream without thinking the minute your chute didn't open or you realised you were going to die. but let's not get morbid here
Oleg, will the chute snag in trees? So can a pilot get himself stuck in a tree? It'd be great to land in a tree, and have a clip of the chap getting bustled by the home-guard....
"good afternoon..."
(how many times can I say tree in one sentence?!

Eries'll get a hard-on)