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Originally Posted by Insuber
Hi,
I know that everyone is excited by the new video, but there is a new topic, which I’m sure nobody else raised it yet. It is nevertheless crucial for the future of many of us.
I’m convinced that the real selling point to make SoW a blockbuster would be the conquest of our ladies. Wives and girlfriends are the biggest obstacle to a much wider diffusion of flight simulations. Women are generally jealous of the time we spend with our flight gear; quite often they don’t understand a damn of the whole thing, and above all they hate the engine and gun noises.
Here are some preliminary ideas to sex-up SoW for our darlings and covert them from enemies to allies, and ultimately to sponsors:
- Add a second mirror to the cockpit, pointing inwards
- Suppress the headphones (useless, microphone is enough)
- Improve chat for AI (add standard messages re. children, shopping, gardening)
- A cell phone and a beauty case in the cockpit
- Bumpers and radar assisted parking
- Silencers on the machine guns
My wife volunteers to beta-test the game, of course.
Come on fellows, let's pour in new ideas, Oleg needs our contribution!
Regards,
Ins
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Wife, girlfriend? what?
that is the past, my friend.
I catch the little girl. Cinema, drink, motel, drink again, and go to your F##### home! anyone girl can't touch my computer, my private life or what to do whit my money and life (except if she have 2 millons u$s
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Oleg, don't listen to what this guy say