Domestic violence
 

Since polls seem to be all the rage on these forums, I thought I'd do a survey. ;)

I never even met your wife.

Possibly some have more than one of these. Or you could mean the present one or one from the past. Maybe a future ex-wife as well.

So to be more inclusive of those that do have more than one (and believe me I don't know why you would) I suggest redoing the poll to reflect a more inclusive and tolerant society thinking now days.

And what if you only have a foreign wife? You're only counting domestic ones?

The other question that comes to mind is beating her at what ?

My computer regularly beats me at chess but it really sux big time at kick boxing.

My wife is a gem. I even let her win at chess.

I feel no need to beat my wife in any game or in life. She's a doozy.

Oh crap. I'm drunk again aren't I?