Is this game for REAL?!?
 

I have to ask. I have a suspicion that it's some elaborate joke or a way to troll people...

I haven't seen such a terrible game in AGES. I literally died a few minutes after starting the game. What IDIOT programs a game so that simple gypsy villagers (who can cast lightning bolts for some reason!!!) will straight-up murder you if you kick up a few barrels. In your OWN house, mind you!

That, and already the first heretics were almost unbeatable, they ran around like greased lightning and cast spells much faster than me. I had to use up healing potions to beat them...

And the graphics are only marginally better than the horribly translated text of the game... Yet I hear this is improved compared to the first game - I am now oddly curious about how terrible that is.