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Is SoW a religion ?
OK, not really seriously ment, but this SoW story is turning to be a religion :
Do you believe or not in the existence of this entity ? Will it be revealed one day ? Is Oleg the new Jesus ? :) |
SoW's not a religion.
KoTs is the true religion. |
Infidel!
What? Don’t you believe in Oleg?
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Holy il-2 will never perish!
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Dont say the name of Oleg invain!!!!:D
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At this point it is... and I am losing my religion! We need info! WAKE UP
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Seriously people, this is getting old. The only thing more anoying than waiting for SoW news is all the people complaining about it!
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Welcome to the club, Urufu_Shinjiro.
@ JG52Uther I wasn't refering to the name, but rather to the announcement that they will be present at Germanys GamesConvention in Leipzig ;) |
Aircraft are the religion.
I didn't buy IL2 all those years ago because I was a gamer, I wasn't. I picked it up because I love aircraft. Oleg made the sim for the same reason, he loves aircraft. Flying is the true religion, not gaming. Quote:
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PREACH it! brother EL. Can I get a whitness?
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CROWD OF WOMEN:
[yelling] JEWISH OFFICIAL: Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath. MATTHIAS: Do I say 'yes'? STONE HELPER #1: Yes. MATTHIAS: Yes. OFFICIAL: You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,... CROWD: Ooooh! OFFICIAL: ...you are to be stoned to death. CROWD: Ahh! MATTHIAS: Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Oleg.' CROWD: Oooooh! OFFICIAL: Blasphemy! He's said it again! CROWD: Yes! Yes, he did! He did!... OFFICIAL: Did you hear him?! CROWD: Yes! Yes, we did! We did!... WOMAN #1: Really! [silence] OFFICIAL: Are there any women here today? CROWD: No. No. No. No... OFFICIAL: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me-- [CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS] MATTHIAS: Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet! OFFICIAL: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on. CROWD: She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did. CULPRIT WOMAN: Sorry. I thought we'd started. OFFICIAL: Go to the back. CULPRIT WOMAN: Oh, dear. OFFICIAL: Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we? MATTHIAS: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Oleg'. CROWD: Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!... OFFICIAL: You're only making it worse for yourself! MATTHIAS: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Oleg! Oleg! Oleg! CROWD: Oooooh!... OFFICIAL: I'm warning you. If you say 'Oleg' once more-- [MRS. A. stones OFFICIAL] Right. Who threw that? [silence] Come on. Who threw that? CROWD: She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. OFFICIAL: Was it you? MRS. A.: Yes. OFFICIAL: Right! MRS. A.: Well, you did say 'Oleg'. CROWD: Ah! Ooooh!... [CROWD stones MRS. A.] OFFICIAL: Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Oleg'. CROWD: Ooooooh!... [CROWD stones OFFICIAL] WOMAN #1: Good shot! [clap clap clap] |
In Oleg we trust!
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It is known to all the believers of the Surmoviks that the Oleg created the Map in two weeks! Be sure!
Then he descended to the mountain Orr to deliver the true Efem to the community. Oh joy! The true Efem was written in the Book of Spit and Fire and the Book of wood was closed for ever. That day he casted the Blitz upon the infidel Pigs; for ever evoking them, and the rest of the infidels who’s sight is blocked by the Bar, to for ever swim in the Efesone when they go online, for ever crying “it is porked, it is porked…!”. This is known to all. |
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"....Off we go, into the wild blue yonder......" :) |
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Thank you for the laugh, Viking. So let it be coded. So let it be porked. |
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The ancient tale told by the elders tells us how the Oleg left the mountain Orr in disgust after he was approached by the infidel clan of the Jubies who accused him of giving them the false Efem and demanding the right to the silver bullet, the one that never miss. They approached him to within 0.5 inch and he left the mountain Orr in anger not be seen again in a long time.
The zealots mourned and looked for him everywhere and one day there was much joy when the message came by a burning bush that he had descended into the town of Onsee. Following the light of the bush the true believers gathered around him and happiness was restored in the community as the Great One announced that he was to give them his first born son, the Zoow, “ the entity with many cloaks” , some just call him Bob. Since that day happiness is restored among the zealots, but some that are weak in their fait pound upon their chest, pulling their hair, and exclaim that the Zoow will not come down to the Internet, constantly demanding proof of his existence. Oh; the unhappy unfaithful ones that can not see the true light! |
Well done Viking, very entertaining.
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How many more of these negative threads do we need? Seriously...its like you people think if you start whining that SoW is canceled, SoW will never be released, 4.09 is dead, ect. Oleg will coming running to prove otherwise. Perhaps he is as tired of reading the BS as the rest of us are. Its old and annoying so please give it a rest. If you dont believe then why bother still visiting the forums let alone posting in them. Spend some time attending to real life issues or something.
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That's all very well, but as the only things happening (or not) in IL-2 world are i) 4.09 and ii) SoW, what else is there to talk about?
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mods...:-P
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Mods and rage
At that time in the temple of Sturmovik at Onsee many a zealots, acting in the way of old lady’s, approached the Great One, “the defender of the Trimonaslide the maker and keeper of the true and pure Efem keeper of the Silver Bullet etc” demanding Him to bring them the joy of entering the new fashioned “Thunder and Lightning” mod into the Holy Script``.
The Great One, much occupied with the creation of “the Book of Soow”, and very angered in their disbelieve in “the Book of Spit & Fire” withdraw into the caves of Onesee with his disciples not to be heard of since then. May all the infidel zealots forever roam in the Zealots Lounge at the Jubies tribe |
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how advanced will it be?
We are all but cosmic dust held in the mind of Oleg. At his whim we are at times very engaged, At other times we are "whimsical". All at Oleg's compelling. Within his mind universes are formed, live and die along with the multitudes of flora and fauna therein. But are beer farts modelled? I think not.
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Indeed. But we're not really encouraged to talk about mods here, are we?
So.....er.......it's back to whining about 4.09 and SoW! This is the dysfunctional aspect of this forum. |
surely
there must be someplace online where people can discuss the mods without persecution? Why risk discussing them here? Not worth it. So someone PM someone to pm someone else about where such a discussion can take place, then take it there.
Flyby out |
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Maybe growing up a Chicago Cubs fan has given me some of this perspective ;) |
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To cut thru the crap. The IL-2 series has served us well over the last 8 years, but now the community is looking for a new combat flight sim. OM has shown us he can develop a benchmark combat flight sim, so most of us see no reason he can't develop the next benchmark in WW2 simming. I've seen more evidence that SOW will be a benchmark sim than to the contrary.
There may be some competition hidden in the wings, but we have seen very little evidence it. Although there is evidence that KOTS a WW1 sim will stand with SOW and compliment it. It will be interesting to see if OFF 3 will finally turn a sow's ear into a silk purse. I'm not sure they have made enough improvements to compete with future combat flight sims. Although I will buy the product and check it out. The same goes for the Merlin engine, it is improving, but its painfully slow. Both sims will still have a faithfull, but small community. |
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