could i apply for a motorbike mechnaic job with a diploma in nautic engines?
 

the main prolem is that i have no clue on engines and very slight on bikes but i dont know do you finish any studies knowing anything?

if i have to work an 8 hour shift i think the only thing im willing to do is bike mainteinance

do you think my studies qualify me for that?

what should i do now to become a bike mechanic i almost finish my stuides?

i can only work among special people as bikers, no way im working with those money greedy sailors :)

So let me get this straight you spend ten years trying to pass an engineering degree and now you want to be a bike mechanic, im sorry to tell you this but... you DO NOT need a degree in engineering to be a mechanic!

No but a least a clue - or experience.
But...I mean, he could start an apprenticeship, it's only 4 years...

True but he seems to be after a new completely unrelated job every 3 months :|

i know only a w acko for me would think this:

but i rather work at mac donalds than in a lng ship

the reason the colour i rather a badly paid colourfull work than a welll paid grey job

is your job colourfull or grey

colur:

working with chikcs 1 point

flowers 1 point

nice people one point

helping people one point

grey:

all male +1

dirty +1

rusty +1

after money 3+ :)

bike mechanic falls withing colourfull work while ship engineer is quuite grey



when i started i was planing to travel then i discover ships just stop few hours in each port, talk of killing romanticism

You can do anything you set your mind to. I don't know how it works where you live, but your best bet is to visit several motorcycle dealerships in your area and ask the Service Manager the best way to get started. You may wish to phone in advance to set an appointment, or at least verify when he has some free time. Whether there is a trade school near you or if an apprenticeship is the way to go, be prepared for long hours and, at times, some hefty lifting.

Good luck if that's the path you ultimately choose.

The problem in Australia is McDonalds tend to hire seriously underage high schoolers, as young as 13 in some states. Best to stay well away or you will get in serious trouble.

As far as motorcycle mechanics go. You could always move to India and become a village Royal Enfield mechanic. I think most of them cannot even spell qualifications, neverlone have any.

well by now really im not considering leaving

my plan is ask in the local bike shops which i frecuented years ago and some others nearby

what i wonder is that if i tell them im a nautic engineer that sounds nice but the true is that i have no clue on repairing anthing

really for me is much more important a rewarding job than the money

Just buy a vintage Piaggo or Vespa scooter or maybe a BSA Bantam and restore it.

Then ride your immaculately restored bike to the bike shop and show them your work.

To be realistic raid, no you cant. You need vocational skills. Apply for some you never know but dont get upset. ;)

looks like you already know the answer to the question you asked. a repair technician is not an engineer. by the time i was 21 i already had a hundred hours repairing my own motorcycle and cars, it seemed like such a basic thing to do in those days. maybe in your country or in your generation it's considered strange? my dad was a machinist and expert with hand tools so he had an influence. did all my own servicing on my 911 for 6 years with only common tools worth less than a couple $100.

i blame it on the brain washing education:

its a fact a sailor whos been working five years as a mechanic in a ship knows far more than me whos been years studying thermodinamics into beeing brainwashed into the 2nd law

ENERGY CANT NEVER BE CREATED EXCEPT BY GOD IN THE BIGBANG

the irony is that im a fake priest

i cheated in my physics exam i pass just by the edge, but i lied i said friction was independent of speed and contact surface so i told a lie because i know thats a lie

but well see the irony im an engine engineer which costed me loads of sweat yet i lack knowledge even to work as a bike mechanic, hell even as a bicycle mecahnic

Shame AoA's post and every reference to it got pulled. I thought it was restrained response to another bs post.

Hood

I can say with absolute certainty that the breadth of your lack of knowledge cannot be described by any language that will ever be in existence in any universe that will ever exist.

This is proven by the fact that you affirmed a thermodynamic law, the big bang, and God in the same sentence. No serious text book in the world has ever stated that. That only exists in your twisted brain (cool cult movie by the way - ahhhhh the good old days).

Furthermore, understanding the sliding & rolling friction equations and their use is so stupidly simple my 9 year old step-daughter understands it perfectly. Literally, no human is so stupid that they can't understand how they were derived and their limitations. Therefore, since you don't understand them you must not be human. So, you must already be an enlightened alien. How does it feel to be so awesome??


--Outlaw.

But you know that you need a brain to be brainwashed?

nice to have you back kongo really regreted your banning believe me :)

the big bang theory was introduced by a priest and although im sure he didnt mention god he was pro creationism

so we can believe this priest on the big bang or the other priests with other kind of creationism, the same dog with diofferent collar

Feel free to explain how Lemaître's personal beliefs have anything to do with the solution set to Einstein's gravitational field equations he developed?


--Outlaw.

Oh i was banned? Must have missed that, otherwise it din't make me weating my pillow anyways. :-P

well even a child would understand ;)

if energy cant be created the universe cant have been created but always have existed

the quote: the universe was created in teh big bang is intrinsecally false with our axioms since we suppose energy cant be created

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my bets are in the bing bang, not the big bang: big bang big crunch big bang big crunch, thats an aeon

determinism which grant us our free will and the one of stones makes(since we always take the same choice if we took all choices we wouldnt have chose) the universes recursive unless by relativity you travel so far into the future you apparently travel to the past but actually be in the next aeon

what i cant explain is on this way how can still time travel paradox which limits the free will of time travellers exist as i can tell by personal experience

What a ridiculous statement. The principles of the physics of our universe came into being with the big bang. They do not apply until AFTER the big bang so there is no violation. Furthermore, the physics we observe now are DIFFERENT than the physics that occurred just after (nano seconds) the big bang.

Which do you think is more plausible, the fact that we are all being lied to by alien time travelers or, that the heavy drug use you admit to destroyed your ability to make reasonable decisions?

--Outlaw.

well actually that it was a priest of course doesnt proof him wrong but its expected from a priest to push forward the creation theory

well outlaw to the risk of being banned ill say it my heavy drug abuse is just a couple of hemp cigarretes a day

anyway youre right i give a 75% chance to myself being deluded with false visions, but theres a 25% im right

youve seen the invisible rocket downing the su27 in the ukrania aerial exhibition aired by main news channels which i linked, youve seen that documnetal on trnashumanism in which a phisicist was claiming he would kill anybody in his way to became deus ex machina, if i told this to any shrink he would take that as hallucinations
also i levitated as kid, that was far before i smoked or got crazy, just like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_I9hD1Gloo

do you think my almost `perfect vision now with 8 dioptries of shortsighted ness is madness?

do you think my having seen auras is madness?

do you think my augmented 3d perceptions are madness?

is my distrusting a dystopian, evil system as ours madness?

believing in god is not pathological, i just make sense and believe in a nice god who wouldnt make this hooror, so gotta be staged

also as that guy is not wrong for being a priest i dont necesarily have to be wrong for being slightly crazy thing which i proudly admiitt

so how does my being crazy proof me wrong?

im finding the philosphers stone and making it public,making a world without lies where minds can be scanned(many are horrorized by this) this i figured it out

once a guy read my mind in a chat and suggested me i was lucifer, the enlightenment bringer,the first angel some years later i started my eye exercises, when i got to see with my peripheral view as with central i began to understand

but no i have no grandeur at all

im this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Burkhoff


http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-s...ution-(1c).png

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i feel totally identified with this by katy perro( perro means dog in spanish ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7EmK68h0qw

youre gonna leave them all in owe owe owe as you shoot acroos the sky, if you only knew what the fututre holds maybe the reason why all the doors are closed so you could open one trhat leads you to the PERFECT WROLD

EDIT:

of course most p'robable im just picking here and there to build my delirium

this is the clearest ive seen told:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwT6OacyecQ

1st: Do me favor and get a spelling correction progi for your browser. Is it mozilla by chance?

2nd: Your so called rocket must be an alien rocket which works like a dagger - the terrestrial ones have proximity fuses.

I see.
0 care - no want, thx.

Edit(raaid style):

You could try working as a cycle mechanic, most oft the basic stuff you can learn within 6 months, i.e. minor repairs, assembly and such stuff.
(I ran a cycle shop for almost ten years, so for once, I' actually honest with you).

hey swiss you remind of outlaw, we used to be foes now we are friends :)

thanks for not attacking me for my honesty :)

i dont correct my speeling so i can see my subcounciouis flourishing as calling katy perry perro :)

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and to put the cherry in this internet prosa let me introduce you to the crux of my delusion that in the many worlds supposition is true with 100% chance in at least one world

its pretty ridiculous so ill let music tell

from there my fixation with katy perry i see in her as well that something

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3h26pWu3lY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwZ7MNtBFU

Don't argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience!

Forget Katy Perry she started out as a gospel singer and country music sux anyway.

Leonard Nimoy on the other hand rocks ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

well a probable fact:

outlaw doubts weather he wants to live millions of years to the prize of mankind extintion while, no ofence kongo just survival instint and i dont look bad on you cause this,you want the opposite

who said WE are being lied, I am being lied, are those litle things, do you realli belive outlaw that i believe that you belive katy perry said thank you at the end of that clip?

i win it comes heaven with an enlightened humanity which leaves 150 years average

i lose it comes hell with the borg and their life extensions which implies mankind extintion

what have doen the poor borg devils but offer to kings and pesants thorugh history a mutated not damaging cancer of eternal cells, to become a zombie

its all in art, dont believe the news watch art:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7sMilQeVHk

but you know the fork in time of the future of this aeon is so close that all are enlightened actors except me the one who blindly decides the future so paradox doesnt happen

bizarre but not patently false :) like solipsism

You need to abandon all this science stuff and study more Zen.

The essential nature of the world is paradox. Its in paradox that meaning can be found.

Instead of avoiding paradoxes you should embrace them as they encompass true nature of what is.

i rather observation and personal interpretation than study anything

i know really how crazy people think i am, playing the im the unique truman puts me in a ridiculous position if im wrong but is my main bet in the improbable case im sane and at least partially right

so all those who think me crazy should pay attention to the 3 main charachterisitic of being insane:


certainty (held with absolute conviction), like science
incorrigibility (not changeable by compelling counterargument or proof to the contrary), like any ceratain believe, like science
impossibility or falsity of content (implausible, bizarre or patently untrue)[3]
like believing in a nice god who created or allowed horror, not bizarre since its mainstream but intrinsecally contradictory and therefore patently false

Only if you believe that contradictory things must be false.

In western philosophy and science we believe things must be either one way or the other. Its called the law of exclusive middle. Its the basis of the European way of thinking, you cannot both be something and not be that thing at the same time.

Eastern philosophy does not take the same narrow view. In Zen the contradictory or paradoxical is not seen as false. Contradictory things are seen as providing the most information.

yes like the contrary experience while apparently having the same seen in the one and one videocclip

maybe im a indestructible madman in a nuked world after wwiii after the aerial ukranian exhibition incident terryfying the new world order but im actaually enjoying the day so much now seeing the see that i decided to extended and not to sleep, bad thing its i run of cigarretes but it means i have to smke less tobacco :)

i think this is one of my best works in the froum in pair with the infaltional model of the universe years ago in the ubizoo, i like rereading it and watching my videos :)

We obviously have a different interpretation of the term "friends".


Asking permission to sig that, Sir.

wow, 4 pages of this...

Permission granted. :grin:

While I have no particularly strong animosity towards you, I would not call us friends.


I do not recall ever making such a statement. If I have, please reference.


The heavy drug use I alluded to (but improperly specified - my bad), was that which occurred in the past.

Regardless, your admission of long term daily drug use explains a lot. Namely that your brain is awash daily in mind altering chemicals that corrupt your ability to reason and PROVE that nearly everything you say is just drug induced junk.

I don't believe this has happened.

There is no such thing as, "augmented 3d perception". It exists only in your delusions. I see in 3D all the time. If you don't, then it is due to brain damage (assuming that you have two functioning eyes and associated nerves).

I find it completely stupid that you believe that a CAMERA can capture an aura that ONLY YOU CAN SEE.

If a camera could capture an aura and convert it into visible light then EVERYONE would see it on the image.

Your claim is like someone looking at a photograph and claiming that there is a ghost in the photo that only they can see.


By definition it is impossible to SEE an INVISIBLE rocket. So, no, I did not see ANYTHING down the Su-27. I saw it crash, but it was obviously not shot down.

Yes, I saw that moron in the video make that claim. So what? It means that he is a moron and nothing else. Why do you make such a big deal about it?

--Outlaw.

blah blah blah sophist sith

explain this if im not a truman, im giving proofs and you call me crazy and drugaddict, how that makes me TOTALLY wrong:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Oh3qEVgBQ


Sometimes things arent what they seem. Life can be full of letdowns and falsehoods. Have you ever felt like you were the only person like you? Like everyone around you is false? Have you ever wanted to get up and just run? This is the world we live in where nothing is real. Everyone is just a charector in some epic storyline. The trees and the streets are just props in a horrible lie that is your world. We are boxed in, everything is fake and the sky is a wall."

is it crazy what i say of course, is it wrong because of that nope

outlaw you just keep showing this falacy time after time:

http://www.nizkor.org/features/falla...d-hominem.html

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bruce lee mood caught by camera, i dont know what yellow means

http://noticiaaldia.com/wp-content/u.../Bruce-Lee.jpg

its interesting you dont have the level of info about my state of sight, a friend of mine reading the forums which he showed off by mentioning things i mentioned in the forum got so shcoked he left suddenly in shock when i told him i could see auras, i wonder how old really he is with so litle bear hairs

edit:

also i recall you saying even you saw what gotoaway the photographer called hallo

so where im lying in my saying i see an aura around elmo?

youre a chea word tweasting sophist, i see the ghost in the photograph and YUO see the ghost, so really whats your point but to push forward the agenda that im crazy and therefore wrong about seeing borgs in tv

oh man im waiting for the next time the try to drive me crazy through tv last time i had so much fun i made some popcorn

oh and be carefull with the elmo subject if you dont want to make miss katy mad

As I noted back then, on a few frames there was a, "halo", and it's an artifact of the video compression program. I can make ANY VIDEO artifact like that simply by compressing the living hell out of it.

--Outlaw.

yet you said i saw ghost in the picture where you saw none

though this shows the cheap sohphist you are i grew simpathy for you through the years,even you are the very few people who made it to my ignore list, and at least you find me enterteining so maybe we are friends though youre in the borg side and i in the human fundamentalist

man im so funademtalist i even dont use glasses, well near perfect is discussible, at moments i see perferct, totally perfect and others still pretty bad

also i use headphones like this not those borg you get inside the ear

http://www.beatsbydreonlinstore.com/...ones%20Red.png

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also you ignore time after time the cnn blue screen question while laugh at me for my truman delusion

dont you think its perfectly sane to ponder bizarre things,after that thing, and thats just one in a million

What a load of garbage. Nowhere did I say YOU saw a ghost. I made a COMPARISON using a photograph as a comparison to that stupid Sesame Street video.

Why do you refuse to address the actual CONTENT of what I post? Why won't you say something about the compression artifacts?

Why do you IGNORE everything others post and just spout the same crap?


It only shows that you are too scared to respond to actual content.


WTF???? Didn't you say...

Which is it? Are you cured or not???


Because it's not worth responding to. The modern media is just a bunch of crap to gain ratings. That doesn't mean the WORLD is a lie.

--Outlaw.

oh so you accept cnn and most channels fake it and use blue screen?

then what can you believe'?

Nothing ...

that is the lesson from Descarte and Hume ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHihkRwisbE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3QZ2Ko-FOg

yes thats why i think im sane contrary to most

i dont believe what i say just ponder it in order to TRY to fit things like the cnn blue screen video, or the obseseion of transhumanist to appear on tv

edit:

outlaw you asked for a proof im truman heres a proof you can see im a truman, this filtered by aliens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYieVwIWmmo

the real question to me is are you a truman or am i the only?

edit:

still though you cant believe anything you can believe with probaility:


personal experience gives it a big chance to be true, tv is totally dismiissed

ive measured earth radius to be 600 km

i saw sun and moon angle exactly in half moon of 60º instead of 90º as it should be if the sun was so far away

why should i believe the books over personal experience

Why do you believe that video is true and CNN is fake?

What if the video YOU posted video is the fake one?

You didn't make either of the videos so why do you believe one and not the other?

What if they are both fake?

Your "proof" is nothing more than an idiot's stupid video.


I don't trust someone who mixes prescription anti-psychotic drugs with controlled substances to make ANY kind of reasonable measurement. You can't even put a coherent sentence together most of the time, what makes you think you can measure the radius of the Earth?

If your point is that we should not believe anything we read then why are you making the point by WRITING? You're just another "baddie" claiming that others should believe you instead of someone else.

--Outlaw.

The real question, to me, is why won't you respond to the actual points I make? Why do you just keep repeating the same crap you have posted many times before?


--Outlaw.

yes thats the thin i know nothing for sure

but that takes to probabilities

i thing theres a high probability the bizarre things i ve seen on tv are real

the su27 ufo thing was real and NOONE believed me at the time

edit:

the main reason i write is to reread myself and hold it to folks opinion :)

edit:

also outlaw youknow my truman delusion is older than the video

have you seen the graphics , weather a forge or not in pair with clod, in fact better, photorealistic graphics mask by mask

Captain Obvious says: Because he's a troll!

Brilliant!

Roflmao, thanks for sharing. :-P

For your perception - and only yours.
That's because your lil' insane brain is playing tricks on you.


What exactly changed in the meantime?


Pointless if you don't give a damn about the harvested opinions, no?

edit:


Lead poisoning, I'm willing to bet on it....

Fixed it for you!
:cool:

yeah well minorattacks from you is to me the equivalnet of being nice

my sanity remains in my uncertainty, i learnt to live by probabilities

to me all scinetifics are deluded due to their level of conviction

as for the probability odd things i see in tv are hallucinations well lets say 50-50

like when that guy telling in a motorbike program that if certain pilot had done certain lap in friday instaed of saturday all stock markets from the world would have fallen

so the only thing i know its corgito ergo sum for the failing senses thing

but maybe youre just charachters in my dreams trying to keep me from awake not to die, maybe you dont exist :)

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outlaw my point is not you should believe me earth radius is 600 km cause i meausured it but...

that personal experience is more valuable than being told even by a majority

thats the thing im truman and you all are staging the world for me

im the blind in the land of the one eyed and youre afraid that its you whos actually truman that im pretending being much uber than you actually, that i pretend to be blind while im the two eyed int he land of the one eyed

i got banned from the science forum based on the fear of a rlevant memer to my madness be contagious, yeah well actually once youre in the drak side you love it so much you dont return

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ

what does this mean but what it seems:

i wonder if hell ever know he is in the best selling show

answer me this outlaw or are you evading my questions and just center in my wrongs?

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outlaw if i have such a damged brain how do you explain my ability to get world records in racing games sometimes in hours practice?

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e222/raaaid/1.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...aid/record.jpg

and this could be an important clue into reality:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Out_of_Joint

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbDEqErtakk

Lets answer you in your own way Raaaid:
First of all you don't have a diploma in nautic enigines neither have you one in nautical engeneering. It's proven by the space-time continuum and by this highly qualified men in the History channel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDKvWiToj8Y

Another proof of your insanity is here in this video at 10:03, it's based on the theory of the circadian rhythm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxy7d...&feature=g-u-u

and for you this could be an important hint in to reality:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDgt1...eature=related

Raiid = Borat on acid ..

Might need to do a lot of growing up and stop hiding behind your fake insanity before you can qualify for any job.

a man who lives by probabilities can entertain bizarre thought with no problem just for fun, a certainties man risks going insane by doing this

feather do you believe anything i tell its a lie?

dont you think wacthing the MAIN NEWS and hearing a guy telling an UFO has downed a plane in an aerial exhibition is like going a litle insane?

im way too sane for the things ive watched, most people would have crumble long ago if in my shoes

@ Raaaid, Depends if you go snake eyed or not. :rolleyes:

Denial phase.

Hood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61uWowYxzQ8 Raaaid - at 15 seconds in ..