Barry Manilow? I got to believe you can do better than that. I'd say Barney or the Tellatubies on a continous loop locked in with Michael Jackson and Pauly Shore on drugs. Then just for good measure make them watch early Jackie Chan movies. I'd be impressed if they could ask for a quick end after that.

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